Dick Ratings

Are you only interested in vanilla if it’s ice cream? 🍦

Life can feel so mundane sometimes right? 💯
I’m here to help you forget. Forget about all that other shit and think about me, Absolute Amnesia. 💋 I’m a teacher turned 🏆 wife and a MILF. Petite body with blonde hair that grazes the middle of my brand new perfectly round fake tits that I absolutely ❤️! My face is my best feature and my pussy comes in a very close second. 🐱

A few other things about me
🔹Manicured nails & toes (ALWAYS),
🔹Strong scents
🔹Love to workout - pilates & 🏋🏼‍♀️
🔹Down to earth & funny
🔹Kink curious - try me 😉


♏️ Scorpio
👑 Princess
💋 Mommy
🙌🏻 Sensual Goddess with a Praise Kink
⛓ Switch - I can be both dominant or submissive.

I’m the 🔥 neighbor lady who makes you feel funny in your pants. I’m the innocent looking 😇 who loves twiddling her twat. I love playing with you kinksters, exploring my own sexuality & getting hot and horny doing it. To some this is their livelihood.
For me, this fantasy universe actually turns me on.
It greases my 🍑 knowing that you libertines are sniffing, sucking, wearing and soaking my dirty underwear with your 🎾 juice. Communication is lubrication. I’d ❤️ to hear about the naughty ways you Jack your Beanstalk. It 💦 my whistle and gets my juices flowing. So get in my inbox and tell me how much you love your item or experience.


🔥 The Good Stuff 🔥

♡ All physical orders will include digital 📸 pictures of me wearing your garment prior to sending in a vacuum sealed bag so you can get every 💧 of my 🐱

♡ Underwear is worn a minimum of 24 hrs. 💦, 1 pic of wear each day. All items are mailed immediately 💌


⭐️ Customs I offer for underwear ⭐️

🚨additional days +$5 per day
🚨cream pie + $5 - $10 🥧
🚨lemonade 🍋 + $10
🚨Gym Sessions + $10

♡ Socks 🧦 - worn for 36 hrs - $20 w/ 1 pic of wear
♡ Nylons, tights, fishnets (sm) - worn for 36 hrs - $25-$30
♡ Gym clothes 🏋🏼‍♀️ (xs/sm) - My leggings are RIPE & always worn over my bare 🐱
♡ Sweaty Gym Bras
♡ Shoes 👠 (sz 7 US) heels, 👟, boots … just ask

——special requests are welcome 💕


➡️ Sexting (Live Pics & Vids) ☎️
30 min for $30 + 2 pics
60 min $55 + 2 pics & 2 videos

➡️ Custom Video Calls - Don’t be shy! 😏
$4 per min. 10 min minimum

➡️ VOICE Recorded Sex Stories 👄
$20 Let’s pick a story together! Let mommy read you a bedtime story.

➡️ Custom Photo Sets 📸
$20 for 10. Let’s collaborate to make sure your spank bank gets a deposit 💰





Please do not ask for the following as I do not offer:

🚫 Anal Play
🚫 Age Play
🚫 Race Play
🚫 Meetings
🚫 No 💩 content


⚠️Allergy Warning! ⚠️ 🐶


Policies:

👉🏼 Payment First in ⏰ fashion
👉🏾 No Refunds
👉🏿 No Returns


🚫 I view that every purchaser desires to form a trustworthy connection with sellers, but if you are NOT genuinely interested in making a purchase, I will acknowledge that you are wasting my time, and consequently, you will be blocked from my site.
I do not resell custom items. I do not reside content unless stated above and all content is for personal use only from the buyer. It is not to be viewed by others❎