Stinky Milf Vans*free Shipping*

Welcome to my page!😘
I’m pretty shy so I probably won’t reach out first.
Unblocking fee $20
🟢Cashapp is $luvwhatyoudo
🔵Venmo is @luvwhatyoudo
🔴 Payment must be made 12 hours after order is created unless we have discussed payment timing. First person to pays gets items.
⚫️If a buyer wants extra pictures before purchasing an item they will need to send me kink coins for my time.
🟡US Only unless buyer pays shipping and $3
🟢I am a 38 year old stay at home mom from the Midwest(the awesome state that’s surrounded by lakes) who doesn’t have any kids at home during the day, so mommy needed a hobby. I went through an a**ortment of hobbies that I ditched after two weeks which lead me here. I’m a little harder to get a hold of after 3 pm and on weekends but I will respond back!!!!
🟢I’m really shy and kinda socially awkward which is kinda weird since I’m on this site but this is kind of fet**h of mine. The thought of other people enjoying my scents is a huge turn on for me so I try to make sure all items being sent out are perfect! I can’t ever really say how long an item will be worn for because of this. I do send daily photos upon request or sometimes I just send them anyway because I love taking pictures(another reason why I’m here).
🟢I am always on the go, I don’t enjoy sitting(thanks to my adhd) so I get pretty sweaty just doing housework from bouncing around room to room.
🟢I’m a pretty big dork.
🟢 I dance around in tutus.
🟢I will sit to play video games at night after my 3 hour nightly workout and enjoy lots of 🍃.
🟢 I enjoy being outside whenever it’s nice. The sun is my best friend. I’m kinda like a hippy.
🟢I’m a dog person and have a dog. I hate cats and I have two of them. My tortoise is my favorite, less messy pet ever! I used to have a tarantula, bearded dragon, gecko, and a Chameleon…what can I say, I love reptiles.
🟢I have many hobbies to keep me amused, hula hooping, fire wand, led wand, flow fans, aerial silk/yoga swing(under maintenance right now), roller sk*ting, once it’s nice I’ll be learning how to sk*teboard. I love alcohol ink and painting. Freighters are like my favorite things ever. I love watching them.

❤️❤️❤️❤️*******My measurements*******❤️❤️❤️❤️
Height-5’4
Weight: 160
Chest:36 B
Waist:28
Hips:36
I generally wear a small/medium in clothing.

If you don’t see what you’re looking for I'm pretty open to requests.

I will accept PayPal if your reviews are good.


Any names and address would be kept confidential for both parties involved if buying non- digital merch. Thank you!

❤️❤️❤️❤️Sometimes I will be nice and send out one sock so people can have a taste for a very low discounted price, when/if this happens you will not get a tracking number. The money that you pay is not enough to cover shipping supplies and postage.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


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