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🥇 Winner of #PosingPrettyInCostume

🥇 Winner of #funfantasy comp

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I have over 10 years experience in the sex industry and modelling world.

I’m here to have FUN first are foremost, so I will only work with friendly and respectful buyers. Good sense of humour very much appreciated but not essential, if you’re shy that’s ok 😁 Reviews are important to me, especially if I’ve put a lot of effort into a custom or wear, so no review left means I most likely won’t work with you again.

I am a kinky little minx who likes to play… Role play, dress up, toys, videos, audios etc, I’m up for it.

Whenever I can create something unique, I shine. I love it. Making something just for you and knowing you’re getting off on it turns me on so much.So hit me with your ideas… fancy Catwoman? Poison Ivy? Misty? or something that’s not listed? Message me. I love to do cosplay customs, but I love to be myself too, so if you just want Ruby as I am, that’s great too!

My voice is best described as Bridget Jones, middle class southern. In a posh bird. I have an incredibly sexy voice for audios, I have repeat buyers coming back again and again for my voice notes.

Panty wears- I have trillions (ok an exaggeration) of panties, all types, colours and fabrics- a lot more then what’s listed… if I listed them all the site would probably crash. So anything in particular you fancy you don’t see in my shop then please let me know. My smell is sweet and fresh, I never have a dirty or bad odour, even if I don’t shower. After that fishy smell? You won’t find it with me, sorry. Like sweet smelling cum panties? Well absolutely I can do that. Again I have many repeat buyers who love my taste and smell, so give them a try for yourself. Nothing turns me on more than doing a wear. Imagining you smelling and tasting me gets me off so much. I don’t squirt, but it do get creamy if I cum enough (I always multiple orgasm).

Descretion- that is my top priority. I know you’re a naughty boy and I don’t want to get you in trouble (unless you want me to 😜) so all my packages are sent discretely and with care. I send 48hr tracked unless otherwise discussed.
I am happy to ship overseas at your cost and at your risk. With all packages, once they leave my hands it is out of my control and refunds will not be given.

Refunds will also not be given if you change your mind- all orders are final
It’s pay to play, so no free sexy chat. Also no addressing me as anything other then Ruby. I dislike pet names, and I also dislike being treated as a ‘Goddess’ before payment is made. I am not a dom or a sub naturally, so if you want that from me payment must be made first.

What I look like and a little
about me…
I’m from UK. Half Irish and half Romani, so my look is quite exotic and unique- olive skin and big green gypsy eyes.
I’m brunette, 5’6”, size 12-14. I’m curvy in all the right places with 34H natural breasts.
I am very friendly, judgement free, and I’m pansexual so everyone’s welcome.

My no nos:
Incest
Race
Video calls
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ABDL
Absolutely no sexual or kink chat of any kind for free.

Thank you for reading all my waffle. I look forward to getting involved on the site and making your fantasies come true xx