Decrepit Vans

❤️ I'm an average hard working girl - I tend to be on the nicer side, less girl-next-door and more farmers-daughter. Call me blue collar, call me redneck, it’s all the same 😇

❌ I don’t like being spoiled - I work for what I have and won’t have it any other way

🧦Socks/ Shoes size 8.5
🧦 My standard wear for socks is 1 work day and a workout
📷 Every wear includes 2 pics of me wearing them
☀️+$10 for each extra day wear

I have very very, VERY stinky feet. I’ve had buyers tell me they are too strong 🥲 When I take my work boots off and when my boyfriend takes his off, we can't decide who's feet smell worse.

My feet smell profile:
👃🏻Musty
👃🏻Earthy
👃🏻Sweaty
👃🏻Rich
👃🏻Deep
👃🏻Natural

My favourite weekend activities are 🥾 hiking or 🏕️ camping - both make my socks perfectly smelly - I am more than happy to take pictures and provide updates while I wear your socks

🕰️ I am very busy, I can only message before 7:30 AM, at lunch hour and after 5 PM Toronto time 👷🏻‍♀️
Currently I’m in landscaping but I’m trying to get a desk job🥲

🖤 I’m super busy, and I don’t have time to message first. If you see something you like feel free to reach out 🖤

🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+ Friendly! If you’re wondering, I’m pansexual🏳️‍🌈
Check out my boyfriend @bluecollarbastard

🐱 I have a cat - please be advised for allergens - I lint roll the socks before I send them so there is no cat hair

📬 Free untracked shipping in Canada
📬$5 tracked shipping Canada
📬$10 tracked shipping USA
📬$15 tracked shipping International

🗺️ Shipping from cottage country, Ontario

💌 Shipping is very discreet, simple white envelope. Once I’ve shipped I have no ability to change anything on the package.

💸Any orders not paid within 24 hours will be cancelled :(

I cannot offer refunds