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I love a great dirty joke, and I swap jokes with my family. Got one you think I'd like? Hit me up if you want to share!

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❗️ Taking a break from in-depth custom videos. Still available for simple requests (try-on videos, masturbation, ignore). ❗️

Not just here for quick cash. I genuinely enjoy s**ting and get off knowing someone is enjoying me from far away, whether it's panties, socks, writing or some other form of pleasure!

😉 🍤 If shrimp d*ck taxes or drains are your thing, I'm more than willing to accept your taxes and tributes, but you need to express you want that sort of play. I won't immediately come at you demanding you give me your money.

🌠🌠 Top 10% of sellers in December 🌠🌠

Looking for a little more than your average girl? I'm 5'11, 250 lbs, with a size 13 foot (11" from heel to toe). I'm Inked and playful, open to banter and a little bit snarky, all a bit fun. My RBF is immaculate, but generally doesn't align to my personality. It does come in handy while I'm teaching teenagers, though.

I'm a wordsmith and love s**ting and writing custom stories. I'm excited to see what we can come up with!

My feet are huge and waiting to be worshipped! I walk a ton for my job, and on top of hiking and working out, I'm constantly fighting calloused heels. It's hard for me to find cute shoes that fit, so I typically buy men's sneakers, hikers, and flip flops. I wear them out quickly, so I'm always on the lookout for good shoes and socks. Once I find something I love, I wear the soles off.

My scent is subtle. Long wear is suggested for socks. I'm probably not going to make you gag, even after a three-day wear. I'm more of an earthy, vinegar scent rather than cheesy or rotten. But, if you're wanting ME, I definitely have a scent, I'm just not going to make your eyes water.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, freckle faced. I love crazy hair colors and typically have a streak or chunk or maybe whole head of pink, purple, teal, or blue.

I'm a hotwife that always finds one adventure or another, and I love building all sorts of connections with all sorts of people. My husband loves to watch me with a bull, and goes crazy for sloppy seconds. He's your best customer advocate! He makes sure HE would be happy with a product before it gets sent to you!

I hike, I camp, I teach young humans how to human. I have a silly personality and I love to laugh. If you can bring on the conversation, I'm here for it!

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Halloween is my favorite holiday! I love all things sp**ky and paranormal, love to dress up in fun costumes and enjoy free candy!

I'm fur mom to two cats and two dogs. 🐈🐈🐕🐕

I do not beg for anything. If that's what you're wanting, we need to arrange for that in a conversation. I won't hard sell, and I won't chase. I'm here for connections, fun, and a side hustle. Tips are welcome, but won't be requested. It means so much more when they're random!

Follow if you're interested in a chat, or just fire away! Let me know what you're looking for, and let's see what we can figure out.

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- All wears available. If I own it, it's open! If there's something you want that I don't have listed, just let me know what you're looking for. I'm eager to please and custom requests are always up for discussion.
- Pubes...My hair grows crazy fast!
- Foot dust - I'm always fighting callouses
- GFE/Spicy conversations (Looove this!)
- Photos - Content with explicit nudity requires a conversation
- Custom Videos - Let's talk about it! Videos are sent through a Google Drive link.
- Questions or requests on product encouraged
- Praise/Affirmations - Praise Kink here, and I love to give it back!
- Vore friendly! 🍴

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-Face: Due to the fragile nature of my job as a teacher, which I love very much, I will not post face publicly. I am willing to wear a mask for nude content, and don't mind sharing my face without nudity to confirmed buyers.
- Degradation (I'm not good at it, you don't want it from me 😆)

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- Photo/video with s**ual acts with partners. I may have product connected to partners, but privacy is important to me and I'm not putting their business out there.
- Race/child play/animal abuse

❗️I do not accept returns, however, if for some reason you aren't 100% happy with a product, tell me and I'll work with you to try to please.

❗️Shipping will be based on your location. Bigger cities cost me higher rates.

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All orders that can be, will be vacuum sealed to lock in all the love I send them with! 🥰

New to the scene, not new to the lifestyle. Enthusiasm isn't something I lack. Let's see what we can come up with together!

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