Lotioned And Prettied Up

Let's take care of business first. Get the dirty work out of the way. No pay, no play. If you ask me to go offsite (Telegram) you will be immediately billed an inconvenience fee and be brought back to pay me here. Husband works in cybersecurity and doesn't screw around, so I'm no idiot. We're cool if you're cool. You try to take it offsite, expect a bill.

No payment, no shipment.

I will post an Amazon wishlist as a payment option but items will not be shipped or released until confirmation of Amazon item has been shipped

If you have special requests, just message and ask. The worst I can say is no.

I WILL NOT message you outside of this platform. Don't bother asking.

*UPDATE* - Found out my husband is a sissy b**ch after over 10 years of marriage. Didn't see it coming, especially since I now know cops may be wearing panties. Interested in on-duty worn panties by a cop you wouldn't expect to be such a b**ch? Available for special order...

🍭I'm 40
🍭Shoe size 8 (US)
🍭Bra size 42DDD/42F
🍭Shirt size 1x or 14 depending on manufacturer
🍭 Jean size 14/16 also depending on manufacturer
🍭 Panty size 8/9 once again, depending on manufacturer
🍭Dark blonde hair
🍭 Blue eyes
🍭 4 tattoos, 5 if you count the one that's been covered up 😉

My b**ch husband is:
🍭 39
🍭 Shoe size 12 (US)
🍭 d*ck around 6.5 inches (psh)
🍭 Waist size varies by manufacturer but usually a 32"
🍭 Salt/pepper hair because he ages like the b**ch he is. Usually dyes it black though.
🍭 Shaved entirely, like a sissy. Pretty sure he'd get waxed if he could and wasn't to pu**y to do it.

Things I currently offer:
- panties
- bras
- socks
- leggings
- shoes
- custom pictures (dependent on what you want)
- husband's panties of mine that he likes to sometimes wear
- c*mshots on feet
- used condoms
- lemonade vials
- creamy vials
- more depending on what you want

No-go stuff:

- GFE because I'm not good enough to provide that, there are lots of others here who can
- Back door stuff
- Facials
- mmmmm that's it for now. Just ask and I'll be honest before you waste your money when someone could do better.

⚠️Please be aware I have cats, dogs, and chickens, and I work with livestock some if you have allergies or sensitivities⚠️

These lists will change as time goes on.

Now that business is sorted, here's some info about me!

I live in the high desert which means it's hot and dry almost always. I do get to live under an hour away from beautiful mountains though. I love to spend time up in the cool mountains near the creeks and abandoned mines (precisely where I'm not supposed to be).

I work in veterinary medicine and I work long hours, 10 to 12 hours per day, actually. I wear waterproof shoes so, my socks get used very well during the day. As do my undies and my bras. Some days, I come home with some extras on them. 😳

If I'm not working, I want to be outside as much as possible, when the heat isn't oppressive. I love gardening, taking care of my chickens (feather play from shed feathers?), rockhounding (wearing hiking boots for that!), and sometimes just getting lost in a quiet space where there's a cool breeze.

I try to be barefoot as much as possible but with the nasty pokey plants where I live, I must have something on, that's where flip flops and sandals come in.

I love music. I feel that what I listen to is quite different than what most do. Here are some of my faves:
🎶 Ellise
🎶 Lines of Loyalty
🎶 Written by Wolves
🎶 Echos
🎶 Scene Queen
🎶 CORPSE
🎶 Poppy

I'm generally shy in person. I also don't typically reach out first unless I see something exceptional. Please don't be afraid to reach out to me, I will answer.

Make it so!