SmearJuicyNomNom

~If I don’t have any active listings pls contact me with your special requests~

I’m 40, based in Australia. I have a healthy, pungent pu**y and no time for B.S.

Please don’t bother with chit chat or trying to get to know me - I want nothing to do with your life and I don’t have the time, patience or attention span to pretend to care about your day. Get to the point - tell me what you want and when you want it & I’ll be happy to oblige. If you message me asking how my day is going, I’m deleting it and moving on.

If you want to be treated nicely or feel loved, just scroll on past me. 👋
I do not want to meet you. I do not want to know your real name or what you do for a living or what your goddamn dog’s favourite food is. With all due respect, I don’t give a f**k about you and I don’t expect or want you to give a f**k about me. Sugar coating never helped anyone. Let’s cut the sh*t.

I decided to start selling because the smell that wafts from my underwear, even through my work clothes, is too strong to go to waste 🍑
As often as I wash, my pu**y is always ripe and aromatic. If I don’t wear a panty liner, my underwear is soiled within minutes, so you can imagine how ruined my liners and pu**y stuffing get.

I have a full bush, so don’t bother sniffing around if you’re scared of a little hair here or there.

I’m mostly straight but I need lesbian porn to c*m 💦 so ladies are more than welcome.

I can provide special extras - c*m, p**, and a whole lot more upon special request with a very open mind… I’m not precious about it so be honest with what you want and don’t hold back. You cannot possibly offend me with your grubby little fantasies. Try me.

175cm tall
Slim build
Small t*ts
White/caucasian
Pale skin
Platinum blonde with dark roots
Green eyes
Size 39 shoe
Hairy pu**y

My feet are flexible & dexterous - I can pick things up, turn knobs, press bu*tons and even use cutlery with my toes - just ask 😉 🦶

I offer
- Thongs
- Granny panties
- Boxer briefs
- Girlie knickers
- Gym tights (no underwear)
- pu**y stuffing
- Liners
- Socks
- Pantyhose (with or without underwear)
- Used lipstick & nail polish
- Used makeup pads
- Custom orders encouraged

I will also happily insult you or humiliate you, I’m pretty much always pi*sed off and willing to take it out on you.


**Packaging**
Zip loc or vacuum sealed, discreet packaging, can post daily.
FYI I do not include love notes or thank you cards or any extra garbage that will incriminate you. Pretty packaging is a ha**le to hide or dispose of and it’s a waste of my time and yours.

Payments accepted:
Beem
Prepaid Visa
Apple gift cards
Amazon gift cards


No free samples
No face shots or videos so pls don’t ask
No live content
No personal information
No time wasters please