LushMuffin

Hey Everyone! New here and still settling in so please be patient with me~

A Little About Me~
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I'm a Graphic Designer!
California, USA
CIS | HET | FEM
Single
Just Turned 37
DD
5'4"
Blonde
Grey Eyes
Leftist
Non-Religious
Submissive
Artist/Nerd
Recently Read Books:
- The Body Keeps the Score by Bessel van der Kolk
- Rhythm of War by Brandon Sanderson
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To be totally cliche, I’ve never done anything like this before.

No, really. I’m as new to this as I was to improv theater the first time I ever went to a Rocky Horror Picture Show, where I was promptly spanked with a red V on my forehead.

I'm a Northern California Girl - we're famous for our black sand beaches, GIANT Redwood trees, hundreds of acres of raw forest to explore, the quality of our pot, our art scene, and our foodie culture.

The women in my family age slowly, so yes I’m a bit older, but people over 40 usually still call me a baby to my face. I joke with my friends that I come from a family of vampires. In reality, it’s probably just that I don’t smoke, don’t have kids, cook healthy, and live in an area with low pollution levels.

I'm an artist, a nerd, and a geek. I love tabletop gaming, ERP, video games, musicals, adult animation, and computers. I also have this driving urge to understand things that makes me really big into constant self-improvement, human behavior*l studies, writing, reading, edutainment, and DIY. (Last year, I decided I wanted a bada** gaming rig and figured I could make one cheaper than buying one - except I didn't know how to do that. So I taught myself, and the whole process was satisfying af!)

I'm super into language, oOoOh accents do me in every time~. I love culture so much that I Accidentally Did A Degree. No, seriously, I took so many sociology, psychology, and anthropology electives in college that one day a counselor informed me that I had satisfied the core requirements for an additional AA.

So, if you'd like to talk to me about your cultural heritage, no matter what it is, I'm going to be totally enthralled.

I spend a lot of time doing ERP and s**y little doodles. I'll post a few occasionally. Maybe, if you're interested, I might start doing little art commissions for sale. Does that sound fun?

I'm a non-partisan leftist. As someone graduating soon with dual degrees in Human Behavior*l Science and Communication (<3Honor Society, Baby~), if talking politics is your cup of tea, I am totally here for you, and would genuinely love to - provided you're open-minded, emotionally intelligent, and have good social ethics.

I was raised religious, but am NOT religious, yet I really enjoy discussing religion as mythology - except for protestant Christianity. My view on that one is pretty negative and I am almost guaranteed to offend. Catholicism, Eastern Orthodox, Hindu, Ancient Greek? Bring it on!

That said, I really am not a good fit to entertain conservative right-wing ideologies. I'm very sorry, but please don't contact me if that applies to you and you can't keep it to yourself.

If we get to talking and hit a snag, I will try my best to communicate that as gently and mindfully as I can, so I hope we can chalk it up as a fluke and move on still both feeling good. I would really hate to have to block anyone.

However, it's very important to me to protect my time and yours. I've asked around how this community works, and the connection aspect seems to be a pretty big deal, so if you're a noobie like me, please give me something to work with; I don't have the experience on here yet to be able to tell if someone is just shy (That's OK! <3) or a time-waister.

Pretty much, if you have no reviews and a less established presence on the site in general, I'm going to need a thoughtful first message at the very least, pretty please.

I plan on doing mostly custom sales, meaning that for physical items, I won't wear them until you're ready to receive them, and then you will get pictures along the way to verify use, and I'll package them up and send them out when your needs with them have been met.

I am exceptionally juicy. I almost get too wet, and can often smell myself when I crouch down. Even though I'm not into ladies, I often think, "huh... that smells pretty damn good, like, if I was a guy, I think I'd be turned on by that." Except I'm not a guy or lesbian woman, so you're going to have to tell me what you think.

As I just told someone, I’m into almost ritualistic grooming, (thus, the username) so when I put on a garment for you, I will have first cleansed myself almost to the point of ceremony - but then it's all-natural scents from there! That’s my personal preference, but if you’re into a little more rough living, just let me know.