Good Morning, mutts.

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It’s a lovely rainy day here. Why don’t you come be my footstool by the fire so I can rest me feet while ai count my money

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“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better.” -Mae West

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The 1940s called. You’re still a loser back then too.

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Let’s get a little commotion for the outfit today. It’s still warm enough to wear this AND you’re getting to see my armpits. Show your appreciation through tips. 💋

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It’s football Sunday!! I’ve created a drain game to go along with any football game! I’m partial to college football myself, but what about you? Interested in playing? Send me a DM today!

Hope everyone had a nice and relaxing Saturday! I know I did <3

Here's my tip menu for you piggies

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Shhhhh, let mommy count your money in peace.

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Ew.

If your shrimp is smaller than the bow on my bra you owe me $30.

I've always been so torn between pearls or diamonds. What do you think?

Oops. Got your wallet.

I love how old school lingerie clings to the body, don't you?

Give a girl the right lipstick and watch her conquer the world 💋