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* NOT BUYING ANYMORE *
Some random online girl took my time and attention away from here, I am no longer purchasing from here, unless she leaves me for a guy with a tesla and a not so f**ked up hairline. If that happens, I'll probably be back, with a horny vengeance.. but don't hold your breath. Also, I feel like she is going to read this, if she does, just know that I think you're a #2 bu*t and you will always be second place in that race.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
**S T O P M E S S A G I N G M E**
thanks
so much
bye
;)